Friday, September 12, 2008

SIMPSON COUNTRY

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Simpson Country
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This sad "celebunista" is
now being styled by a Texas
quilt maker that I think
possibly might be blind.
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You going no where
country career might at
least look better if you
wore your daisy dukes
tied your T up under your
exploding knockers
and yelled
" YEAH HAW "
often.
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Cause right now it looks
like somewhere on your
body is a tattoo that says
"Wide Load"
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JESSICA SIMPSON

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