Avril Lavigne Drew Barrymore Katy Perry Do Lolita

Kate Linder Wearing a Thanksgiving Day Float

Kate Linder
the Young and the Restless
Daytime Emmys 2009

Susan Lucci Impersonates Prom Queen Zombie

Susan Lucci
Daytime Emmy Awards 2009

Leann Rimes Soon to be Singing the Blues

Leann Rimes & Eddie Cibrian
"Northern Lights"

Mediocre Starnot leaves Wife for Mediocre Country
Singer who ditches Husband for Mediocre Starnot.
This is a song just waiting to happen.
The Circle Will Repeat to a Country Beat.

Torri Spelling Working a Parking Garage Near You

Torri Spelling

You got to love a Starnot. Rich or just Wishing
they will pose any time or place.
A flash of light isn't safe.
Thank god a car with their lights on
bright didn't come around the corner because
she would have thrown herself in front of it.

Sandra Bullock Drug By Bus

Sandra Bullock

Words fail me! Why would anyone want to leave
the house in a garbage bag and a drapery swag
with their hair yanked back from doing the dishes
and wearing hooves instead of shoes.
My question is? Am I the only one that has the
suspicion she might have been drug there by
the bus in the background.

Taylor Momson Fastest Fingers On The West Coast

Taylor Momson
Shopping & Texting

taste, talent and THUMB DEXTERITY
Does it get any better. Kiddo you best hope Gossip Girl
runs a long time. There isn't much demand for badly
dressed females with fast fingers except for a couple of block
headed toward downtown.

Rumer Willis Attends a Cattle Call

Rumer Willis
Primier: Sorority Row
Dress: Zac Posen

This is what happens when you loan a dress
to a Starnot. You will get lots of press for all the
wrong reasons. When you have your mothers
talent and your fathers looks it is probably
best not to look like your headed to the local
barn dance........SueEEEE!

Melrose Place Dead Befor Birth

Daphane Zuniga
Primier: Melrose Place
Dress: Nicole Miller

You know your in trouble when you are
brought back and thrust into a night soap
where you were once one of the stars.
In hopes of helping it have an audience
if the kids don't bite. Then to make the day
even brighter the only loner they have for you
is a Nicole Miller. The handwriting is on more
then the wall behind you.

Anna Wintour Puts her House in Order

Anna Wintour & Sienna Miller
Primier: The September Issue
Museum of Modern Art

It was a small gathering for a documentary
about a large issue. The September issue
of a major fashion rag. What made it large?
It wasn't the fashion coverage that looked
like the last 11 issues same models, poses and
photogs. What made it big was the 650+ ads.
They should have titled it " The Gathering Storm"
So much for hind site.