Monday, October 20, 2008

MISSING IN ACTION MR. BLACKWELL

Hype Memorial
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Mr. Blackwell
The Worst & Best Dressed List
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Right or wrong Richard always
delivered a strong opinion and
fashion will always need a voice
grounded in reality.
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MR BLACKWELL
1922-2008
AKA
Richard Selzer

Saturday, October 18, 2008

PARIS HILTON "PLEASE LOOK AT ME"

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HYPED TV SHOW
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Paris Hilton
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Ol' girl is pushing hard to get
noticed........and its getting harder
and harder.......
"Tick-Tock Tick-Tock!"
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Looks likes shes is headed to a night
at Regine's circa 1978........
not trend-on just sadly
"DATED"
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So dear God, please someone
watch her show!
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PARIS HILTON
MTV Show
My New BFF

Thursday, October 16, 2008

MADONNA TO LOOSES HALF HER INCOME

HYPE DIVORCE SWIPE
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Madonna & Guy Richie
Divorce
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Getting a divorce can be expensive!
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Whats half of 500 million?
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Now that's not so
"STICKY & SWEET"
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MADONNA
GUY RICHIE

SHERYL CROW AND GWEN STAFANI ROADKILL

Hype RedCarpet Roadkill
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Gwen Stafani
Sheryl Crow
*
"Stylist"
should be better at styling then this....
they look rode hard and put up wet!
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GWEN STAFANI
SHERYL CROW
Spirit Awards

GUY BOURDIN

Hype Fashion Inspiration
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Guy Bourdin
Photographer
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Bourdin was the first photographer
to create an extreme narrative and then
take a moment from it and simply associate
it with a fashion item.
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GUY BOURDIN
1928-1991

DECADES VINTAGE ROADKILL

Hype Boutique Roadkill
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Decades Inc
Los Angeles
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Has Cameron Silver lost his
mind.......you decide?
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This proves that even
Yves Saint Laurent
isn't always desirable.
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DECADES INC
LOS ANGELES

Friday, October 10, 2008

DIANA VREELAND SPEAKS

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Hype Style Quote
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Diana Vreeland
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Spoken while standing in the
Great Hall at the Met.
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" I want you to think for a minute,
about the fact that every person
in this room walked into a store,
where other thing were available
and CHOSE what he is wearing
right now. "
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DIANA VREELAND
1903-1989
Fashion Icon

MARTIN MARGIELA GIVES HOT FOOT

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Hype Fall Must Have
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Martin Margiela
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A great ankle boot for play
or work........ looking great
with a bare leg or one wearing
dark tights........also sure to get
you noticed for your unique style.
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MARTIN MARGIELA
Barneys.com
$595.


CYNTHIA NIXON FADES BEFOR OUR EYES

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HYPE STYLE DON'T
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Cynthia Nixon
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Never wear clothing that is
close to your own skin coloration
it will make you fade ......if you
disagree see below, now
do you believe me?
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Wrong color wrong accessories
its just wrong.
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So don't make the same mistake!
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CYNTHIA NIXON

ASHLEY JUDD WHERE WAS YOUR MIND

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Hype Roadkill
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Ashley Judd
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The only possible explanation is
that she was feeling her roots
circa 1966..........cause wearing
this she ain't woman enough
to take any ones man!
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ASHLEY JUDD

Thursday, October 9, 2008

NET-A-PORTE

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Hype Fall Must Have
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Oscar de la Renta
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If you are planing for only one
jacket this season then I vote for
this one.........dress it up or down
it can take you from hot Rock Chic
to cool Park Avenue Princess.
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I know it had me at
"HELLO"
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OSCAR de la RENTA
Shearling Jacket
NET-A-PORTE.com
$5500.

PRADA FALLS DOWN

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HYPED SHOE REVIEW
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Prada
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I have to say that if the model
can't walk in them......what makes
Prada think we can!
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I say give these a pass!
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PRADA
MILAN
SPRING 2009

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

MISSED HER PERIOD

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HYPED TREND OFF
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Catherine Baba
at
Regine's Paris
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You have to give the girl credit.....
she is doing a full on 80's
interruption of fashion wearing a 70's face
in a club that had its
heyday in the 60's.......she has seriously
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"MISSED HER PERIOD"
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CATHERINE BABA
GrandLife Party
Regine's

ROCKNROLLA

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HYPE STYLE SCORE
+ + + +
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Thandie Newton
Gerard Butler
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Looking good and feeling it too!
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GERARD BUTLER
THANDIE NEWTON
Preimer RockNRolla

PITT STOP

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HYPED PHOTO OP
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Brad Pitt
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We were in the U.S. promoting($) AJ's
new movie and I thought hey, lets
make a
"PITT STOP"
over night in New Orleans that
way I can get my pic
taken as well .........doing
"Good Deeds"
and then its back to the
"gazillion $" Chateau in France
for US!
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Don't you wish you were hot like him?
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BRAD PITT

IT'S LOVE DAMN IT!

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HYPED ROMANCE
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TomKat
*
Found a little time on my hands
so thought I would get in a new
photo op where we are gonna do
that strange hand holding
technique that proves we are in love
"DAMN IT!"
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TOM CRUISE
KATIE HOLMES
SURI

A.L.T. WHY?

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HYPE FASHION ROADKILL
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Andre Leon Talley
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For a "Fashiondroan" over 7 foot tall
do you really think you need the cape
lined in red satin and trimmed in silver
lame to get you noticed.
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Renee on the other hand is very
petite and needs no embellishments
to stand out in a crowd......
funny how fame does that!
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ANDRE LEON TALLEY
RENEE ZELLWEGER

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

BECKHAM ALMOST BROKE UM

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HYPE HO
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Victoria Beckham
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This "Fashiondrone" will go to
great heights to achieve a style
that gets the most important
thing :
"ATTENTION"
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Talk about a broke down Geisha!
"Tres Fatigue"
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DAVID & VICTORIA BECKHAM

CHANEL FIVE O

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Hype SWAG Alert
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Chanel
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A classic elegant gift
was given at Chanel
to all those attending
the Spring show.
Nothing to promote,
win favor or be seen.
It was simply a bottle of
CHANEL # 5
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Don't you think that says it all?
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CHANEL # 5
Classic Fragrance

SAILOR BEWARE

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HYPED TREND OFF
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Sailor Jacket
*
If this is the best trend an
"uberstylist"
has to offer......then there
is a problem somewhere!
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This jacket is from A.P.C.
which is also styled by
CB-W
however for a fresher look
hit a thrift find a true
sailor jacket with some interesting
braid, throw it over a turtleneck
and some jeans that actually
fit and make that statement.....
one not looking like your
homeless as well as style less.
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CAMILLE BIDAULT-WADDINGTON
Stylist

McFADDEN SAYS FAT

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HYPE FASHION ROADKILL
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Mary McFAdden
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Mary was heard to say that clothes
today were:
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utilitarian
indistinct
cheap
and that we were
fat.
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I wonder if she had this to say before
or after she put on this
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"MUMU"
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which looks
utilitarian
indistinct
cheap
and makes her look
fat.
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MARY MCFADDEN

VUITTON BUYING VOTES

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HYPED SWAG ALERT
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Louis Vuitton
*
As soon as the LV show was over
Marc was backstage passing out
this tasseled heel to all his favorite
mag rag editors.......
(he had plenty of favorites
till the shoes ran out)
now that's the way to cheaply
buy editorial space.
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Is that what they mean by
"FREE"
PRESS?
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LOUIS VUITTON
SPRING 2009

Sunday, October 5, 2008

LANVIN IS BELLA

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Hype score: + + + +
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Lanvin
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A beautiful spring awaits
at Lanvin. From the cut to
the fabrication to the chic
color combinations.....
its tres Parisian and
isn't that what we want from
PARIS !
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Color Combo - Cut - Drape
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LANVIN
PARIS
SPRING 2009


LOUIS HOOEY

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Hype score: BOMB
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Louis Vuitton
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It was a show to showcase
new LV bags.
In my book that's
HYPE!
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Even some of the bag
silhouettes aren't new.
I can wait to have an" LV"
version of a vintage Carlos Falchi
buffalo bag........ just preferring
the real thing!
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LOUIS VUITTON
PARIS
SPRING 2009

PEU FEU

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Hype score: +
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Limi Feu
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For the best in far east
avant-guarde design aesthetic,
this was interesting but not the best
for spring.
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If its your look then I would
recommend looking toward
Yamamoto or Kawakubo
for the best inturpitations.
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LIMI FEU
PARIS
SPRING 2009

MIU MIU NOT

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Hype score: 0
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Miu Miu
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Prada "Lite" was anything but
for spring. Heavy and dark both
in print as well as fabrication
and to add insult to injury
it already had built in moth
holes.
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MIU MIU
PARIS
SPRING 2009

JOHN JOHN

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Hype score: + +
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John Galliano
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Color abounds this season
with Galliano. Great shapes
and interesting direction
especially now that all the
over the top styling has been
pulled aways you can actually
see the collection.
A great idea John lets see more
of it.
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JOHN GALLIANO
PARIS
SPRING 2009

HERMES GOES WEST

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Hype Score: + +
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Hermes
*
Go west for spring is not a bad
idea, however taking this much
heavy leather wouldn't be
a great idea.
110 in the shade and all that.
Great shapes interesting
inturpitions throughout
the collection could use
a bit less fringe and a
bit more light fabrication.
One great point of relief
few "BERKINS" &
"KELLY"s to bee seen!
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HERMES
PARIS
SPRING 2009

IT GIRL CHLOE COME HOME

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Hype Score: 0
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Chloe
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It will take more than this
collection to keep
Chloe the go to place
for the modern "IT" girl.
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Too much basic and not enough
inspired silhouettes to get
much interest generated.
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CHLOE
PARIS
SPRING 2009

SAAB IT TO ME

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Hype Score: +
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Elie Saab
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A collection full of glitter,
ruffles, and slits draped
on solid and printed silk chiffon.
Not his best collection
and I doubt that you will see
much of it on the red carpet.
If you don't see it there you usually
don't see it anywhere.
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ELIE SAAB
PARIS
SPRING 2009

GRANT ME ONE

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Hype Score: +
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Martin Grant
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Always a go to guy for great
evening wear.......doesn't disappoint.
Interesting prints and fabrications
enhance the drape of this
soft spring collection.
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Cut - Drape - Fabrication
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MARTIN GRANT
PARIS
SPRING 2009

COLLETTE DIDIN'T

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Hype Score: 0
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Collette Dinnigan
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A wearable on trend collection
that lacked both direction
as well as excitement.
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COLLETTE DINNIGAN
PARIS
SPRING 2009

WUNDER WHERE

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Hype score: + +
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Wunderkind
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A playful, colorful and
whimsical collection.
Great fabrications and prints
liven up these wearable
comfortable looks for Spring.
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WUNDERKIND
PARIS
SPRING 2009

Saturday, October 4, 2008

CHANEL NO. ONE

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Hype Score: + + +
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Chanel
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It's got the boucle tweed,
camillias, bows and quilted chain
bags........of course its
CHANEL!
*
Take away the styling
and put the necklaces back
around the neck and they have
a great wearable and sellable
collection come spring.
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Kaiser Karl is no fool.....
he doesn't play around with
this cash cow.
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CHANEL
PARIS
SPRING 2009


VALENTINO COME BACK PLEASE

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Hype Score: 0
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Valentino
*
What do you get when you
cross a 1980's lady who lunches
with a teenage runner......
you get this collection.
It looks as if the two are fused
together at the waist.
It was over styled and over
embellished making it look that
much older and more boring.
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VALENTINO
PARIS
SPRING 2009

MAC QUEEN

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Hype Score: BOMB
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Alexander McQueen
*
It was Bold & Brash
it was McQueen!
*
Great for the rag mags
and the
"FashionDrones"
that need attention!
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They call it commercially
viable I call it
Fashion Hype!
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ALEXANDER McQUEEN
PARIS
SPRING 2009

RUE DE OVER DE TOP

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Hype Score: 0
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Rue de Mail
*
Over embellishment was the
look of the day from Martin
for spring.
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Too much of a
good thing is still too much!
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Had a bit of a "Blade Runner " light look
to it......and that's just so very
last century!
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RUE de MAIL
PARIS
SPRING 2009

REQUIEM FOR A LIGHTWEIGHT

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Hype score: 0
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Requiem
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What does Truman Capote's
Black & White Ball and christening
gowns have in common.......
nothing and it shows in this collection.
They claim it was their inspiration
but all you see is a black, white
and yellow color pallet
with a bit of detail.
Not much excitement!
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REQUIEM
PARIS
SPRING 2009

Friday, October 3, 2008

YVES WHERE ARE YOU

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Hype score: + +
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Yves Saint Laurent
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Dark and melancholy is what
the brooding Pilati has shown
for spring.
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It's wearable and on trend, however
I can't help but remember
the sumptuous colorful
excitement that was YSL!
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YVES SAINT LAURENT
PARIS
SPRING 2009

VALLI DOLCE VITA

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Hype score: + + +
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Giambattista Valli
*
A spring collection reminiscent
of Italian Couture from the
late 1950's.
The only thing it lacked was
a wet Anita Ekberg in a fountain.
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Cut - Fabrication - Shape
GIAMBATTISTA VALLI
PARIS
SPRING 2009


STELLA.... STELLA!

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Hype score: + + + +
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Stella McCartney
*
A beautiful soft take on Spring.
Pastel makeup shades fused
with kohl to render a gentle
breeze of delight.Just what all
the cool girls will want to look
like this coming season.
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STELLA McCARTNEY
PARIS
SPRING 2009