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ELEGANZA AWARD

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Marisa Tomei

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A classic white blouse paired with

a slim black skirt......some say dull.

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Fashion Tip:

Taking one well crafted fashion piece

and making it the focal point while

downplaying the rest will give a look

a certain elan.

*

In case the pundits of style

have forgotten its called

"ELEGANCE"

a trait not often seen in the

Hollywood fishbowl.

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MARISA TOMEI

Oscar de la Renta

Golden Globe Awards 2009

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DUNOVER AWARD

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Jenifer Lopez

*

Never attempt to repeat a past success

it will age you quicker then a missed

Botox appointment.

*

NEED we say, green floral

and drop 10lbs. and poof its

jLO c. 2000

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Fashion Tip:

To create mystery something

must always be kept to the imagination.

*

In this case its a body that in several

places was attempting a chorus of

"Let the good times ROLL"

*

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Marchesa

Golden Globe Awards 2009

DREW BARRYMORE CRACKED OUT

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GODDESS AWARD

*

Drew Barrymore

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Call it cracked out

Park Ave Princess

if you will.......

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Fashion Tip:

When you step away from the pack

and strike a look that works for you

alone then you have reached

"FASHION NIRVANA"

*

"Stylist" I hope you were paying attention!

*

DREW BARRYMORE

John Galliano for Dior

Golden Globe Awards 2009

ROBERT DOWNEY JR SEEKS ATTENTION

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SAD CLOWN AWARD

*

Robert Downey Jr.

*

A comedian attempting to be

funny falls just as flat as a look

attempting to be hip.

*

Fashion Tip:

If your going for hip then you need

to be the first........otherwise

your last weeks news and that's

a sad place to be.

*

ROBERT DOWNEY JR

Golden Globe Awards 2009

TOM HANKS WIFE SHOWING JIGGLEY BUST

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HOOCHIE MAMA AWARD

*

Rita Wilson

*

Fashion Tip:

No matter whose name is on the label

as soon as a fringe or tassel hit the bust line

you need to know how to make it twirl

because you have just entered

"Hoochieland"

*

Is that really what a major

rag mag wants in a roving "style"

commentator.......

I for one hope not, but if it is

I say let the tassels twirl!

*

Don't you think Tom's expression

says it all?

*

RITA WILSON

TOM HANKS

Golden Globe Awards 2009

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NEWCOMER AWARD

*

Freida Pinto

Dev Patel

*

Neither the look nor the attitude

was right but then again,

no one wears success as well

as those who win.

*

For a first time in the cage that

is Hollywood I think they, as well

as all the others associated with

"SLUM DOG MILLIONAIRE"

get a

HYPE SEAL OF APPROVAL

*

Take a look at grace

BP & AJ

learn something.

*

FREIDA PINTO

DEV PATEL

Golden Globe Awards 2009

SOPHIE DAHL LOVING THE PAST

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VINTAGE AWARD

*

Sophie Dahl

*

Showing the "WISDOM"

to work a trend while making

a clothing "investment" that

has shown the test of time.

*

"SELL" that VERSACE!

*

SOPHIE DAHL

Vintage

Ceil Chapman

Decades LA

Golden Globe Awards 2009

DECADES SERVES IT RARE

*

VINTAGE AWARD

*

Heidi Klum

*

This is a rockin vintage look,

the kind that makes a trend

turn into lifetime obsession.

*

In the Vintage Wars for this

award season the score stands:

*

DECADES LA.........3

RARE NY.............0

*

Juliana you might want to be a bit

more original.........

*

To copy is the sincerest form of flattery!

*

HEIDI KLUM

Vintage

James Galanos

Decades LA

Golden Glob Awards 2009

SUSAN SARANDON'S UTTERINGS

*

BIG BEAUTIFUL BOVINE

AWARD

*

Susan Sarandon

*

A FASHION REMINDER:

*

When your "utterings" point

south its time for the fabric

to head north.

*

SUSAN SARANDON

Hugo Boss

Golden Globe Awards 2009

MICKEY ROURKE STUNS COLIN FARRELL

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HAS BEEN RETURNS AWARD

*

Mickey Rourke

*

This is the long term effects

from a combination of:

*

"SPEEDING & PLASTIC SURGERY"

*

Just say NO!

*

Colin F.......your future has

arrived and 9.5 weeks anywhere

won't help.

*

MICKEY ROURKE

Golden Globe Awards 2009

BRANJALINA RECEIVE SECOND BITCH SLAP

*

SECOND BITCH SLAP

*

Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt

*

Two for two in the ain't got no

award category.

*

Doesn't that make you want to

rush to N.O. for some more

"PRESS WHORING"

*

Where is a shovel when you need one?

*

MORAL:

Too much pandering can leave

you empty handed.

*

ANGLINA JOLIE

BRAD PITT

Golden Globes 2009

RENEE ZELLWEGER EMBRACES TWILIGHT

*

AWARD ROAD KILL

*

Renee Zellweger

*

What the hell was she thinking......

did her stylist see Twilight one

to many times.

*

This is what you would get if you

crossed the Bride of Dracula

with Kim Novak.

*

Drac on Crak looking like Novak

*

It's a fashion don't ........

Might be time to seek a different

blood bank for "FREE" fashion

withdrawals.

*

Sucks to be you!

*

RENEE ZELLWEGER

Carolina Herrera

Golden Glob Awards 2009

DEMI AND ASHTON ATTEND PITTY PARTY

*

HYPE CHARITY AWARD

*

Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher

*

I think its only charitable to

point out that Demi isn't aging

but it looks like Ashton is.

AHH!

The benifits of

BH Plastic Surgery

*

She should share the Doc's

number quick........

otherwise she will be out one

slightly talented

"Boy Toy"

*

Ash have you seen Bruce

lately, De tends to wear um

out and move on.........

Do we see a reality show in your

bleak future?

*

DEMI MOORE

ASHTON KUTCHER

Golden Glob Awards 2009

COLIN FARRELL FLYING HIGH

HYPE SPEED AWARD

*

Colin Farrell

Golden Globe Awards

*

This boy was attempting to win the

worlds fastest gum smacking award

at the GGA's!

*

I suspect it was due to all the

"Cold Medication"

he had

"SNIFFED"

*

While accepting, he was quick

to clear up any misconceptions,

that his "HYPER" actions could

be blamed on any, past illicit

pharmacology.

*

Good luck with that fantasy!

*

COLIN FARRELL

Golden Globe Awards 2009

JOLIE PITT BITCH SLAPPED

*

PUBLIC BITCH SLAP

*

Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt

*

Too much

"PRESS WHORING"

and you will pay the price!

*

No "AWARDS" for you!

*

"REMEMBER BENIFER"

*

"Tick Tock -Tick Tock"

*

ANGELINA JOLIE

BRAD PITT

Critics Choice Awards 2009

"

ANNE HATHAWAY BLOCKED UP

*

FASHION ROADKILL

*

Anne Hathaway

*

Picking the wrong men as well as

the wrong dress makes me sniff a

"TREND"

and I predict that

the successful won't be trying either

on anytime soon!

*

Have too many mag rag spreads

made you think you were

*

" FASHIONABLY INVINCIBLE"

*

Some looks are best left in the showroom!

And I think two toned mismatched

shapes might be a good starting point.

*

What you think?

*

ANNE HATHAWAY

Critics Choice Awards 2009

EVA LONGORIA LOOKING FOR LOST WONDER BRA

*

FASHION DON'Ts

*

Eva Longoria

*

Always remember when going out in

public........wear a Wonder Bra

and don't piss off your Hair Stylist!

*

Or your gonna look like a 14 year

old boy in drag......but then

perhaps T or ML likes that...

*

Will we ever know?

*

Makes me Wonder!

*

EVA LONGORIA

Critics Choice Awards 2009

KATY PERRY SOONER OR LATER GETS?

*

BLAST FROM A PAST

NIGHTMARE:

*

Katy Perry

*

Just because you are too young

to remember Madonna's get up

for the Academy Awards when escorted

by Michael Jackson doesn't mean

that recreating the look is gonna get you

*

"Kissed by a Boy"

*

Just a heads up it didn't work for

MADGE

either!

*

KATY PERRY

Critics Choice Awards 2009

MARISA TOMEI WEARING A TABLECLOTH

*

AWARD ROADKILL

*

Marisa Tomei

*

If your gonna borrow and not buy

what you wear at least get a loner

that's the right length.

*

This ain't it!

Who knew anything could look

worse than Micky R's plastic farce

of a face?

*

MARISA TOMEI

Critics Choice Awards 2009

WHY BUY VINTAGE?

*

VINTAGE HYPE ALERT:

*

VintageAcademe.com

*

This is a perfect example of how

online vintage sites get a bad rep.

*

This couture suit complete with fabric

pull and ripped lining can be yours

for the small sum of 1450.00 pounds.....

or here across the pond that's a mere

$2200.00

*

Now I understand they are just launching

this site and funds might be tight but couldn't they have invested a few pounds and had a tailor

repair the rip.......LOL....

*

Wishing you much

SUCKCESS!

*

SWIPE

*

Pierre Balmain Couture

Vintage Academe.com

TERI HATCHER LAYS EGG

*

CELEBRITY ROADKILL

*

Teri Hatcher

*

This is what happens when 1080's fashion

turns up on the wrong

"CELEBUTANT"

*

It might be a hot trend in the mag rags

but that doesn't always translate.....

Teri looks like a chaperon at a school dance

cracked out doing the hokey poky!

*

Cam must have needed to make a sell!

Either that are there are no full length

mirrors upstairs.

*

At least TERI wasn't the worst for wear using

unknown substances...... that award

should go to

Kate H.

who was flying high!

*

TERI HATCHER

Peoples Choice Awards 2009

GIVENCHY HAUTE COUTURE

1980's