Victoria Beckham Three on the Lam

Victoria Beckham
& Possee

Rachel Zoe wearing a NO LABEL used jumpsuit!

Rachel Zoe
Used Jumpsuit
Alaia Wedges
New York Fashion Week 2010

CARSON KRESSLEY RIDES A DUD

CARSON KRESSLEY

Queer blind guy for no guy!

RACHEL ZOE TAKING CASH FROM THE CLUELESS

RACHEL ZOE

QVC JEWELRY LAUNCH PARTY

Have you done the math on this?
QVC jewelry $ made less then well
in China. The masses purchase
it to wear hoping it doesn't fall apart.
ZoeWhat wears $$$$ and goes to the bank.
Now that's what is know as
HYPE.
Don't be a victim just say NO!
She rips off vintage design, now, think about it
you can get better quality at a vintage store.

SOMETHING NEW FOR MARC JACOBS

DAVID DELFIN Spring 2010

Something for all the skirt wearing men
out there to look forward to this Spring.
Think of it as a micro mini with built in
underoos.

MONIQUE LHUILLIER STARTS FASHION WEEK OFF WITH HOOF

Monique Lhuillier Spring 2010

We see a trend emerging...... see it hell
you can hear it coming.
Clomp! Clomp!

Avril Lavigne Drew Barrymore Katy Perry Do Lolita

Kate Linder Wearing a Thanksgiving Day Float

Kate Linder
the Young and the Restless
Daytime Emmys 2009

Susan Lucci Impersonates Prom Queen Zombie

Susan Lucci
Daytime Emmy Awards 2009

Leann Rimes Soon to be Singing the Blues

Leann Rimes & Eddie Cibrian
"Northern Lights"

Mediocre Starnot leaves Wife for Mediocre Country
Singer who ditches Husband for Mediocre Starnot.
This is a song just waiting to happen.
The Circle Will Repeat to a Country Beat.

Torri Spelling Working a Parking Garage Near You

Torri Spelling

You got to love a Starnot. Rich or just Wishing
they will pose any time or place.
A flash of light isn't safe.
Thank god a car with their lights on
bright didn't come around the corner because
she would have thrown herself in front of it.

Sandra Bullock Drug By Bus

Sandra Bullock

Words fail me! Why would anyone want to leave
the house in a garbage bag and a drapery swag
with their hair yanked back from doing the dishes
and wearing hooves instead of shoes.
My question is? Am I the only one that has the
suspicion she might have been drug there by
the bus in the background.

Taylor Momson Fastest Fingers On The West Coast

Taylor Momson
Shopping & Texting

taste, talent and THUMB DEXTERITY
Does it get any better. Kiddo you best hope Gossip Girl
runs a long time. There isn't much demand for badly
dressed females with fast fingers except for a couple of block
headed toward downtown.

Rumer Willis Attends a Cattle Call

Rumer Willis
Primier: Sorority Row
Dress: Zac Posen

This is what happens when you loan a dress
to a Starnot. You will get lots of press for all the
wrong reasons. When you have your mothers
talent and your fathers looks it is probably
best not to look like your headed to the local
barn dance........SueEEEE!

Melrose Place Dead Befor Birth

Daphane Zuniga
Primier: Melrose Place
Dress: Nicole Miller

You know your in trouble when you are
brought back and thrust into a night soap
where you were once one of the stars.
In hopes of helping it have an audience
if the kids don't bite. Then to make the day
even brighter the only loner they have for you
is a Nicole Miller. The handwriting is on more
then the wall behind you.

Anna Wintour Puts her House in Order

Anna Wintour & Sienna Miller
Primier: The September Issue
Museum of Modern Art

It was a small gathering for a documentary
about a large issue. The September issue
of a major fashion rag. What made it large?
It wasn't the fashion coverage that looked
like the last 11 issues same models, poses and
photogs. What made it big was the 650+ ads.
They should have titled it " The Gathering Storm"
So much for hind site.

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ELEGANZA AWARD

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Marisa Tomei

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A classic white blouse paired with

a slim black skirt......some say dull.

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Fashion Tip:

Taking one well crafted fashion piece

and making it the focal point while

downplaying the rest will give a look

a certain elan.

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In case the pundits of style

have forgotten its called

"ELEGANCE"

a trait not often seen in the

Hollywood fishbowl.

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MARISA TOMEI

Oscar de la Renta

Golden Globe Awards 2009

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DUNOVER AWARD

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Jenifer Lopez

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Never attempt to repeat a past success

it will age you quicker then a missed

Botox appointment.

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NEED we say, green floral

and drop 10lbs. and poof its

jLO c. 2000

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Fashion Tip:

To create mystery something

must always be kept to the imagination.

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In this case its a body that in several

places was attempting a chorus of

"Let the good times ROLL"

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JENNIFER LOPEZ

Marchesa

Golden Globe Awards 2009

DREW BARRYMORE CRACKED OUT

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GODDESS AWARD

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Drew Barrymore

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Call it cracked out

Park Ave Princess

if you will.......

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Fashion Tip:

When you step away from the pack

and strike a look that works for you

alone then you have reached

"FASHION NIRVANA"

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"Stylist" I hope you were paying attention!

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DREW BARRYMORE

John Galliano for Dior

Golden Globe Awards 2009

ROBERT DOWNEY JR SEEKS ATTENTION

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SAD CLOWN AWARD

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Robert Downey Jr.

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A comedian attempting to be

funny falls just as flat as a look

attempting to be hip.

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Fashion Tip:

If your going for hip then you need

to be the first........otherwise

your last weeks news and that's

a sad place to be.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR

Golden Globe Awards 2009

TOM HANKS WIFE SHOWING JIGGLEY BUST

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HOOCHIE MAMA AWARD

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Rita Wilson

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Fashion Tip:

No matter whose name is on the label

as soon as a fringe or tassel hit the bust line

you need to know how to make it twirl

because you have just entered

"Hoochieland"

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Is that really what a major

rag mag wants in a roving "style"

commentator.......

I for one hope not, but if it is

I say let the tassels twirl!

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Don't you think Tom's expression

says it all?

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RITA WILSON

TOM HANKS

Golden Globe Awards 2009

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NEWCOMER AWARD

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Freida Pinto

Dev Patel

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Neither the look nor the attitude

was right but then again,

no one wears success as well

as those who win.

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For a first time in the cage that

is Hollywood I think they, as well

as all the others associated with

"SLUM DOG MILLIONAIRE"

get a

HYPE SEAL OF APPROVAL

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Take a look at grace

BP & AJ

learn something.

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FREIDA PINTO

DEV PATEL

Golden Globe Awards 2009

SOPHIE DAHL LOVING THE PAST

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VINTAGE AWARD

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Sophie Dahl

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Showing the "WISDOM"

to work a trend while making

a clothing "investment" that

has shown the test of time.

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"SELL" that VERSACE!

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SOPHIE DAHL

Vintage

Ceil Chapman

Decades LA

Golden Globe Awards 2009

DECADES SERVES IT RARE

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VINTAGE AWARD

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Heidi Klum

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This is a rockin vintage look,

the kind that makes a trend

turn into lifetime obsession.

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In the Vintage Wars for this

award season the score stands:

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DECADES LA.........3

RARE NY.............0

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Juliana you might want to be a bit

more original.........

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To copy is the sincerest form of flattery!

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HEIDI KLUM

Vintage

James Galanos

Decades LA

Golden Glob Awards 2009

SUSAN SARANDON'S UTTERINGS

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BIG BEAUTIFUL BOVINE

AWARD

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Susan Sarandon

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A FASHION REMINDER:

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When your "utterings" point

south its time for the fabric

to head north.

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SUSAN SARANDON

Hugo Boss

Golden Globe Awards 2009

MICKEY ROURKE STUNS COLIN FARRELL

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HAS BEEN RETURNS AWARD

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Mickey Rourke

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This is the long term effects

from a combination of:

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"SPEEDING & PLASTIC SURGERY"

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Just say NO!

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Colin F.......your future has

arrived and 9.5 weeks anywhere

won't help.

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MICKEY ROURKE

Golden Globe Awards 2009

BRANJALINA RECEIVE SECOND BITCH SLAP

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SECOND BITCH SLAP

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Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt

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Two for two in the ain't got no

award category.

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Doesn't that make you want to

rush to N.O. for some more

"PRESS WHORING"

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Where is a shovel when you need one?

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MORAL:

Too much pandering can leave

you empty handed.

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ANGLINA JOLIE

BRAD PITT

Golden Globes 2009

RENEE ZELLWEGER EMBRACES TWILIGHT

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AWARD ROAD KILL

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Renee Zellweger

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What the hell was she thinking......

did her stylist see Twilight one

to many times.

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This is what you would get if you

crossed the Bride of Dracula

with Kim Novak.

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Drac on Crak looking like Novak

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It's a fashion don't ........

Might be time to seek a different

blood bank for "FREE" fashion

withdrawals.

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Sucks to be you!

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RENEE ZELLWEGER

Carolina Herrera

Golden Glob Awards 2009

DEMI AND ASHTON ATTEND PITTY PARTY

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HYPE CHARITY AWARD

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Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher

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I think its only charitable to

point out that Demi isn't aging

but it looks like Ashton is.

AHH!

The benifits of

BH Plastic Surgery

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She should share the Doc's

number quick........

otherwise she will be out one

slightly talented

"Boy Toy"

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Ash have you seen Bruce

lately, De tends to wear um

out and move on.........

Do we see a reality show in your

bleak future?

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DEMI MOORE

ASHTON KUTCHER

Golden Glob Awards 2009

COLIN FARRELL FLYING HIGH

HYPE SPEED AWARD

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Colin Farrell

Golden Globe Awards

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This boy was attempting to win the

worlds fastest gum smacking award

at the GGA's!

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I suspect it was due to all the

"Cold Medication"

he had

"SNIFFED"

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While accepting, he was quick

to clear up any misconceptions,

that his "HYPER" actions could

be blamed on any, past illicit

pharmacology.

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Good luck with that fantasy!

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COLIN FARRELL

Golden Globe Awards 2009

JOLIE PITT BITCH SLAPPED

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PUBLIC BITCH SLAP

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Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt

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Too much

"PRESS WHORING"

and you will pay the price!

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No "AWARDS" for you!

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"REMEMBER BENIFER"

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"Tick Tock -Tick Tock"

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ANGELINA JOLIE

BRAD PITT

Critics Choice Awards 2009

"

ANNE HATHAWAY BLOCKED UP

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FASHION ROADKILL

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Anne Hathaway

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Picking the wrong men as well as

the wrong dress makes me sniff a

"TREND"

and I predict that

the successful won't be trying either

on anytime soon!

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Have too many mag rag spreads

made you think you were

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" FASHIONABLY INVINCIBLE"

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Some looks are best left in the showroom!

And I think two toned mismatched

shapes might be a good starting point.

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What you think?

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ANNE HATHAWAY

Critics Choice Awards 2009

EVA LONGORIA LOOKING FOR LOST WONDER BRA

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FASHION DON'Ts

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Eva Longoria

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Always remember when going out in

public........wear a Wonder Bra

and don't piss off your Hair Stylist!

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Or your gonna look like a 14 year

old boy in drag......but then

perhaps T or ML likes that...

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Will we ever know?

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Makes me Wonder!

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EVA LONGORIA

Critics Choice Awards 2009

KATY PERRY SOONER OR LATER GETS?

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BLAST FROM A PAST

NIGHTMARE:

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Katy Perry

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Just because you are too young

to remember Madonna's get up

for the Academy Awards when escorted

by Michael Jackson doesn't mean

that recreating the look is gonna get you

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"Kissed by a Boy"

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Just a heads up it didn't work for

MADGE

either!

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KATY PERRY

Critics Choice Awards 2009

MARISA TOMEI WEARING A TABLECLOTH

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AWARD ROADKILL

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Marisa Tomei

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If your gonna borrow and not buy

what you wear at least get a loner

that's the right length.

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This ain't it!

Who knew anything could look

worse than Micky R's plastic farce

of a face?

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MARISA TOMEI

Critics Choice Awards 2009

WHY BUY VINTAGE?

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VINTAGE HYPE ALERT:

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VintageAcademe.com

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This is a perfect example of how

online vintage sites get a bad rep.

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This couture suit complete with fabric

pull and ripped lining can be yours

for the small sum of 1450.00 pounds.....

or here across the pond that's a mere

$2200.00

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Now I understand they are just launching

this site and funds might be tight but couldn't they have invested a few pounds and had a tailor

repair the rip.......LOL....

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Wishing you much

SUCKCESS!

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SWIPE

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Pierre Balmain Couture

Vintage Academe.com

TERI HATCHER LAYS EGG

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CELEBRITY ROADKILL

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Teri Hatcher

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This is what happens when 1080's fashion

turns up on the wrong

"CELEBUTANT"

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It might be a hot trend in the mag rags

but that doesn't always translate.....

Teri looks like a chaperon at a school dance

cracked out doing the hokey poky!

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Cam must have needed to make a sell!

Either that are there are no full length

mirrors upstairs.

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At least TERI wasn't the worst for wear using

unknown substances...... that award

should go to

Kate H.

who was flying high!

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TERI HATCHER

Peoples Choice Awards 2009

GIVENCHY HAUTE COUTURE

1980's