Showing posts with label Renee Zellweger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Renee Zellweger. Show all posts

Sunday, January 11, 2009

RENEE ZELLWEGER EMBRACES TWILIGHT

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AWARD ROAD KILL
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Renee Zellweger
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What the hell was she thinking......
did her stylist see Twilight one
to many times.
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This is what you would get if you
crossed the Bride of Dracula
with Kim Novak.
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Drac on Crak looking like Novak
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It's a fashion don't ........
Might be time to seek a different
blood bank for "FREE" fashion
withdrawals.
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Sucks to be you!
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RENEE ZELLWEGER
Carolina Herrera
Golden Glob Awards 2009

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

A.L.T. WHY?

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HYPE FASHION ROADKILL
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Andre Leon Talley
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For a "Fashiondroan" over 7 foot tall
do you really think you need the cape
lined in red satin and trimmed in silver
lame to get you noticed.
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Renee on the other hand is very
petite and needs no embellishments
to stand out in a crowd......
funny how fame does that!
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ANDRE LEON TALLEY
RENEE ZELLWEGER